2006: Top Three Phrases Used To Preface A Big Fart

3.   Pull My Finger (timeless classic)

2.   I Give You The Gift Of Fragrance

1.   For Your Consideration

Comments

[1 · Posted by Gracie · January 04, 2007 at 03:06 AM]

A classic from my brother, to be used after the deed has been done:
"Didja hear that Barking Spider?"

[2 · Posted by rach · January 04, 2007 at 06:56 AM]

I very much appreciate 'for your consideration.'

[3 · Posted by el · January 04, 2007 at 09:22 AM]

My personal favorite, spoken by a proper southern U.S. girl after the deed was done...
"a donkey spoke"

I kid you not.

[4 · Posted by Kate · January 04, 2007 at 04:11 PM]

It's a shame I didn't know about the second two phrases when I lived with my younger brother.

[5 · Posted by Polx · January 04, 2007 at 05:57 PM]

I was 27 first time i heard Pull My Finger.

Near lost my mind laughing.

[6 · Posted by shauny · January 04, 2007 at 06:15 PM]

ahh farts. why are they always so funny!? i was watching Shaun of the Dead last night and Shaun's flatmate is farting away and he says, "I'll stop doing them when you stop laughing."

[7 · Posted by momo · January 04, 2007 at 07:37 PM]

I WISH Tim would give me the preface, instead I get the epilogue "damn ducks". Heeehee! My mother used to always say "Who let fluffy off the chain?" Hoohaa!

[8 · Posted by Ganching · January 04, 2007 at 08:15 PM]

A friend and I would always pause and then say "Ah windy weather".

[9 · Posted by cori_gated · January 05, 2007 at 12:34 AM]

My boyfriend is very fond of wafting the stink cloud towards me, shouting "Smell my love!".

So romantic...

[10 · Posted by britt · January 05, 2007 at 06:28 AM]

Hilarious!

(seriously)

[11 · Posted by Barshy · January 05, 2007 at 06:27 PM]

MMMM. We love a good fart in this house. Actively encourage them in fact. I always preface mine by asking if you want to hear something funny...

[12 · Posted by Polx · January 05, 2007 at 06:50 PM]

to anyone who ever tells you that farts are not funny, just watch a baby let rip and gurgle with mirth.

The bub hasn't been socialised, has had no cultural norms imprinted. They just know a good laugh when they hear one.

Pol x

pumpage ahoy!

[13 · Posted by LisaB · January 13, 2007 at 09:22 AM]

LOL oh you are a funny bugger...storing those last two in the memory bank.